Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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