- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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