what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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this is not a joke.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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a man walked into a bar....

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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