How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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