Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Potassium? K.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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