- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

I'm Batman.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Lets go Yankees

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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