A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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