- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

LIFE :(

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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