- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What is more worse than death? Death

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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