- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Cheese stick

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Autism speaks but not really

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."