Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Religion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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