- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the dog eat poop?

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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