Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Knock knock What?

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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You have friends

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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snooki

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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