--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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