- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

So does Blake

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

You know what's catchy? A cold

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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