How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Andy Carrol

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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