- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

why did the man die? he was shot

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

what do u call a black person by his name

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Potassium? K.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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