Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Penis

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Nickleback.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Anti Joke

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