- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Once upon a time

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

roses are red. violets are violet...

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

elen degeneres is straight....

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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