- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Hitler

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

GONNA

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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