what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

A baby seal walks into a club.

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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