whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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