Carrot fingers

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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YOLO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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http://richardfigures.com/

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your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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