- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Potassium? K.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

cancer

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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