- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

women's rights

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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