- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Apple juice.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Knock knock ... No ones home

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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