Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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hi anti joke

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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British Dentistry

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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woman's rights

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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