- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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