- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

women sports....

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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