- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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