What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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William wright is Gay

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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The jets are a good team..

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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