Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Harry Chappell raped someone

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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