A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

nickel back

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

anal seepage

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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