Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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