Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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im watching you..

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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heads up!

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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