- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what do u call a black person by his name

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

womens rights.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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