- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

FUCK THE JEWS

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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