- Anti Joke

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

William wright is Gay

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Hitler

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.