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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

... i forgot the joke :p

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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