What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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