- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

You read the Terms of Service.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What did Delaware? A coat.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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