Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

its snowing on mount fuji

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

why did the black guy die? cancer

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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