what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

William wright is Gay

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

i keep getting thumbs down...

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

I LIKE TRAINS

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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