Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Lil Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Catholicism.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Lets go Yankees

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops