This statement is false.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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the WNBA

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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