- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Christianity

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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