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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Whats red and dirty? Her period

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