.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Cheese stick

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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No, Trinidad.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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