What is the meaning of life? 42

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Justin Bieber

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A man buys a prius

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

boo

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Anti Joke

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