- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

You read the Terms of Service.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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