I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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You suck big fat slobber

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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u suck

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Anti Joke

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