You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Basically copying you.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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The jets are a good team..

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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