- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

womens rights.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

#Hanging Degus

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??