- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A man makes a sandwich.

heads up!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

im watching you..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

This statement is false.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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