why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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