- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

the WNBA

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Carrot fingers

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

So does Blake

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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