- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There's a god, just kidding.

Potassium? K.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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