What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

WHO WANTS SOW????

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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