Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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xavier stop

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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im a willy bum bum

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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