Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What happen? Idk...

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Gay Rights

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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