- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

its all aodhan

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What the hell are you doing?

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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