do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Your mother is average.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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