- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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