- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Chinese men having large penis.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Christianity

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

what is the color of a burp burple

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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