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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

A seal walks into a club.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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