Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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how did the man die he didnt

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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