- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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