- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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