Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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A man buys a prius

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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