- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

John Cena for president

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

This statement is false.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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