- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

you lose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Health food.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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