- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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