- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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