What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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<=3 penis

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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