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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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William wright is Gay

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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The jets are a good team..

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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