I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

My parents have an open marriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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