- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's what SHE said!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

give me a thumbs up

politically correct!

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A white person at Harvard

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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