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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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